HIM: hey handsome!
ME: are we ever going to meet? :-(
HIM: UGH, YES! However, we better do it soon lol I’m dating someone now
ME: what the hell! lol
ME: well do u want to come over now?
HIM: I’m at work. FML
ME: how long have you …

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I had this account, zach_eastwood, on my Yahoo! buddies list for a long time, but I don’t remember why or if it was ever a real person. I thought I’d message.

[12:07] Charlie Gorichanaz: hi
[12:07] Zach Eastwood: hi!
[12:07] Charlie Gorichanaz: i don’t …

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Me: I’m going to turn off text alerts for the Cardinal’s twitter feed for exactly the reason I bet everyone who had them enabled for us disabled them: TOO FUCKING MANY SPORTS UPDATES

Me: and they’ve only had like 8 updates in the past few hours

Me …

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I really miss Dyan. Here are my latest crazy antics:

Dion W: I don’t understand how you can want to talk to me one second and then not the next. This has nothing to do with you being an asshole…no one has ever called you that. You’re …

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This was written by Cassie W of Hartford Union High School

Hello Fellow Myspacers,

What will you be doing in 60 days? You probably dont know. You probably dont really care. November 7th, 2006 is just another day that you have to go through. But its not. Its so much …

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Message to Joey on MySpace:

well, my view is that i’m all for anything that increases awareness - especially when it’s positive. i even like when religious protesters hold a rally - but this is even better, because many people admire him. this is an issue that I think will …

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I need help.

I am lost.

I’ll start with Valentine’s Day.

The day before, I bought a dozen roses for 20 bucks and a bunch of candles and little things and put them in a nice gift bag. I gave them to Heather on Valentine’s…and she …

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Charlie: alan
Charlie: how r u
Alan: fine, y tu
Charlie: pretty good
Charlie: im having issues
Charlie: with my girlfriend
Charlie: but im alright
Alan: what happened?
Charlie: long long story are you really interested
Alan: i enjoy long stories
Charlie: oh boy i’ve being chatting for 7 …

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Hello Matthew. Erase the last email I sent, and continue replying from this one. I will try to remember some of what I typed before.

I feel so terrible about that email. I spent so long working on it. What a waste. I poured out all of my thoughts and …

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